RAISING QUALITY HORSES FOR SHOW/SALES/BREEDING
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL ME OR DROP BY ANYTIME
AND SEE WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU AND YOUR HORSE.
LIFE IS SOOOOOOOOOO HARD HERE !!!!
ITS JUST A HORSE!
From time to time, people tell me, "lighten up, it's just a horse". Or,” that’s a lot of money for just a horse". They don't understand the distance traveled, the time spent, or the costs involved for "just a horse." Some of my proudest moments have come about with "just a horse." Many hours have passed and my only company was "just a horse," but I did not once feel slighted. Some of my saddest moments have been brought about by "just a horse," and in those days of darkness, the gentle touch of "just a horse" gave me comfort and reason to overcome the day. If you, too, think it's "just a horse," then you will probably understand phrases like "just a friend," "just a sunrise," or "just a promise."
ONLY HORSE PEOPLE
BELIEVE IN THE 11TH COMMANDMENT- INSIDE LEG TO OUTSIDE REIN
KNOW THAT ALL TOPICAL MEDICATIONS COME IN EITHER INDELIBLE BLUE OR NEON YELLOW
THINK NOTHING OF EATING A SANDWICH AFTER MUCKING OUT STALLS
KNOW WHY A THERMOMETER HAS A YARD OF YARN ATTACHED TO ONE END OF IT
ARE BANNED FROM LAUNDROMATS
FAIL TO ASSOCIATE WHIPS, CHAINS AND LEATHER WITH SEXUAL DEVIANCY
CAN MAGICALLY LOWER THEIR VOICES 5 OCTAVES TO BELLOW AT A PAWING HORSE
WILL END RELATIONSHIPS OVER THEIR HOBBY
CLUCK TO THEIR CARS TO HELP THEM UP HILLS
INSURE THEIR HORSES FOR MORE THAN THEIR CARS
KNOW MORE ABOUT THEIR HORSE'S NUTRITION THAN THEIR OWN
HAVE NEATSFOOT OIL STAINS ON THE CARPET RIGHT NEXT TO THE TV
HAVE A VOCABULARY THAT CAN MAKE A SAILOR BLUSH
HAVE LESS WARDROBE THAN THEIR HORSE
ENGAGE IN A HOBBY THAT IS MORE WORK THAN THEIR DAY JOB
KNOW THAT MUCKING STALLS IS BETTER THAN ZOLOFT ANY DAY
Know that any day in the barn can make everything better!